Thursday, February 26, 2009
OMG.
please, for the love of God, keep Disney stars AWAY from the twilight movies.
stay the HELL away from them PLEASE.
first it's the Jonas Brothers.
now Demi Lovato wants to join the soundtrack too.
and apparently Vanessa Hudgens wants to play Leah.
HELL NO.
PLEASE do not ruin New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn with Disney stars.
PLEASE.
i swear i'll cry if it happens.
hey has anyone ever read Lord of the Rings and actually finished the book?
because that's what im going to attempt to do.
the first time i read it i nearly died.
gaaahhh.
and ENGLISH ORAL is this Saturday!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!
but miss tham is going to let us practise tomorrow.
i swear the picture conversation is going to ruin me.
this week was not a very good week, but at least it seems to have gone by pretty fast.
i need to stop slacking off on my homework!!
okay im going off now.
byee.
please, for the love of God, keep Disney stars AWAY from the twilight movies.
stay the HELL away from them PLEASE.
first it's the Jonas Brothers.
now Demi Lovato wants to join the soundtrack too.
and apparently Vanessa Hudgens wants to play Leah.
HELL NO.
PLEASE do not ruin New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn with Disney stars.
PLEASE.
i swear i'll cry if it happens.
hey has anyone ever read Lord of the Rings and actually finished the book?
because that's what im going to attempt to do.
the first time i read it i nearly died.
gaaahhh.
and ENGLISH ORAL is this Saturday!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!
but miss tham is going to let us practise tomorrow.
i swear the picture conversation is going to ruin me.
this week was not a very good week, but at least it seems to have gone by pretty fast.
i need to stop slacking off on my homework!!
okay im going off now.
byee.
6:38 PM.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
heyyaaa.
cheerleading competition was today!
i swear the Adventurers are going to win.
and this small girl from Challengers danced reeaally impressively!
she just stepped forward and did her thing, i was so amazed!
bet everyone was like WOAH, she can dance!
haha.
the weather was like WOOSH.
the rain was so heavy.
thank you Joshua for lending me your umbrella:D
though it mostly just kept me hair dry. hehe.
oh! we had class photo taking today!
and i had so much fun with the informal shots.
did all sorts of things to Jonathan, HAHA.
for once i bullied HIM!
yayy! lol.
i have a whole bunch of emath homework to do which is due TOMORROW.
and i don't think i'll do it0.o
btw i think mr arafin(ariffin??) is
mr amos koh, faster come back leh!
dancing is good.
keeps you in shape.
RANDOMM.
omg common test is next week.
(ifimnotcareful)next thing i know O'Levels are next month.
pooooooooooo!
funny jokes:
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo", She said.
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'
words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he
replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,
"Winnie the SHIT."
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
kay i REALLY have to do my homework now.
byebyee.
8:45 PM.
Monday, February 23, 2009
i am...not happy.
why am i not happy you ask?
well.
i have no bloody idea.
after cheerleading today i just didn't feel like gathering the effort to talk.
guess it's just one of those days.
Sigh.
why do i feel so inadequate?
why??
why do i feel so small?
my confidence simply leaves me whenever i need it most.
and i want to cry, but i have no tears.
i hate this feeling. D:
why am i not happy you ask?
well.
i have no bloody idea.
after cheerleading today i just didn't feel like gathering the effort to talk.
guess it's just one of those days.
Sigh.
why??
why do i feel so small?
my confidence simply leaves me whenever i need it most.
and i want to cry, but i have no tears.
i hate this feeling. D:
7:36 PM.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
i was just watching So You Think You Can Dance 3 on tv today and i saw this routine by lacey and kameron.
ahhh brought tears to my eyes man.
watch it it's absolutely beautiful.
mia michaels is an AMAZING choreographer.
instead of doing my homework(ahhhh!!!D:), i shall post some more videos.
Mark and Chelsie Season 4.
ooh look at this one.
may i therefore conclude that penis is a jerk?0.o(therefore i am also concluding that men are jerks. lol)
btw the guy who made this video actually makes a lot of sense in his videos.
like this one: A Typical Conversation with My Mom.
watch his videos! you'll notice a lot of the things he talks about might actually apply to you too.
and finally, this stupid song that i first heard on jacqueline's mp3.
lyrics:
I am Cow
hear me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the barbeque!
Yoghurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
made from liquid from my udders
i am cow
i am cow
hear me mooooo
i am cow
eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when i belch!
oh the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
i am cow
i am cow
i've got gaaaaaaaass!!
ok im too lazy to type out the rest. haha.
ok i think im done with post.
i need to do my homework!!
ahhh!!
kay byee.
4:37 PM.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
i discovered something called Detroit Metal City.
it is just WRONG. but freaking hilarious.
find it on youtube if you want:D
but it's SO wrong la.
LOL.
and the best part is that Matsuyama Kenichi plays the main character in the live action movie.
don't be fooled by the picture.(nice hair eh?:D)
the movie trailer, for the fun of it.
anyway it's the only thing i can post without offending anyone.
lol.
i think i have homework?
or a test to study for?
ahh whatever.
byeee.
9:05 PM.
Monday, February 16, 2009
i had a dream that we(me, yuan xiu, shih eng, shimin, terence, weiqi, jonathan, joshua, yanting) were assasins!
in America!(new york??? manhattan???)
we were in this really tall building.
and then we were getting chased by the police.
so to escape we scaled down the side of the building.
and we weren't even using any safety harness or anything.
PLUS we were in school uniform.
LOL.
it's all matt damon and the Bourne series' fault.
now i want to watch Bourne Ultimatum.
and Wanted.
again.
ahhhahaha.
had SS and POA test today.
SS test was completely screwed up. anyhow whack luh.
POA test...i won't get full marks):
but i'll pass. haii.
oh and mr ng gave us print outs for the cut-off points of different polys.
and i didn't realise that Republic Polywas so lousywas so easy to get into!
almost every COP for the courses was around 20.
eee.
i still want to aim for a JC.
heh.
jonathan finally made himself a blog!
yayy!!
it'll probablly die if no one reminds him to update it.
rightjonathanright??
haha.
and i realised that im tired of ferrero rocher!
not eating it mind you.
LOOKING at it.
got soo many rochers on v-day's eve/v-day that im sick of it already.
and there's LOTS of leftover chocolate in my bag and file for the roaches to feast on.
OMG which reminds me i gotta clean it up.
HAIya.
ok im starving now.
off to make noodles!
byee.
in America!(new york??? manhattan???)
we were in this really tall building.
and then we were getting chased by the police.
so to escape we scaled down the side of the building.
and we weren't even using any safety harness or anything.
PLUS we were in school uniform.
LOL.
it's all matt damon and the Bourne series' fault.
now i want to watch Bourne Ultimatum.
and Wanted.
again.
ahhhahaha.
had SS and POA test today.
SS test was completely screwed up. anyhow whack luh.
POA test...i won't get full marks):
but i'll pass. haii.
oh and mr ng gave us print outs for the cut-off points of different polys.
and i didn't realise that Republic Poly
almost every COP for the courses was around 20.
eee.
i still want to aim for a JC.
heh.
jonathan finally made himself a blog!
yayy!!
it'll probablly die if no one reminds him to update it.
rightjonathanright??
haha.
and i realised that im tired of ferrero rocher!
not eating it mind you.
LOOKING at it.
got soo many rochers on v-day's eve/v-day that im sick of it already.
and there's LOTS of leftover chocolate in my bag and file for the roaches to feast on.
OMG which reminds me i gotta clean it up.
HAIya.
ok im starving now.
off to make noodles!
byee.
10:03 PM.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
weee! yesterday was so fun!
played the whole day!!
went to the park.
me, jonathan, joshua, terence, and shiheng rented skates while the rest rented bikes.
weiqi borrowed my bike cos she had no money.
they have a problem with it's height man!
is it so difficult to ride?? lol.
anyways skating for 2 hours is reeaally tiring.
and i don't know how many times i screamed the F-word when i was in danger of falling.
it's become a habit! gahhh.
great day man.
principal should give us more half-days.
HAHA.
:DD
anyways my worst nightmare.
CLICK.
HELL NO.
STOP INFESTING EVERYTHING WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS!!
THEY SUCK BALLZZSCXZSX AND I FREAKING HATE THEM.
OMG THEY WOULD TURN NEW MOON INTO A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE.
COMMERCIALISED ASSES.
i hate the jonas brothers.
YAYY!
XDD
6:47 PM.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
couldn't resist posting again.
i watched Wanted yesterday.
i loved the action, it was awesome, though a tad unrealistic.
curve bullets!
and they can shoot from distances like...Woodlands to Pasir Ris.
somehow the bullet manages to go quite nicely through a donut and a soft drink can.
LOL.
plus, it's kind of weird hearing Morgan Freeman swear.
really weird.
XD
im taking shimin to church tomorrow!
FINALLY.
lol.
pics from Miss Shariffa's birthday!
mango cake, yum!
our tiny lit class of 10.
THE BEST:DD
yayy!! :D
pics stolen from seelong's blog.
sorry!(x
isn't this poster beautiful???
july just can't come fast enough):
ahhhh.
10:40 PM.
Friday, February 06, 2009
(i reallyreally want to post a picture of a person flashing the finger, but to my amazement, im not angry enough0.o)
OH. EM. GEE.
i have totally forgotten how to camwhore!
now that sucks.
i was trying to camwhore before dinner but they all turned out like shit.
damn it.
i need to be more narcisstic.(narcissistic? gahhh!!!)
i had a revelation today.
and that is: when im angry, i tear up/cry.
a very annoying fact btw, when you're already pissed off and the fact that you're crying makes you feel even more depressed.
oh yeah, which reminds me.
MY DENTIST IS A BITCH.
she is so bloody RUDE.
like YOU don't get bloody food stuck in your teeth after eating.
do you expect me to bring a fcuking toothbrush with me everywhere i go?
half the world must have bad oral hygiene then.
would have totally talked back to her today if wasn't for the fact that i was all sniffling and my voice was shaky because i was f-ing crying.
could have met the sec 1s for CG today.
instead i had to rush off for that LAST MINUTE appointment.
-.-
ahh i'd forgotten how angry blogging can make you.
because you're re-living the moment.
but my blog is also my ranting ground.
ROARRRR!!
next saturday is valentine's day!
or for some people, hey-thanks-for-reminding-me-im-single day!
haha this guy wrote it on deviant art.
chocolates anyone?(SHIT i think im bingeing on snacks. chocolates, to be precise)
might blog again next week.
i only updated today cos i was/am pissed off.
i am supposed to be on 'hiatus' remember?
:x
thank you God, for the heaven-sent we call "Weekends".
8:44 PM.
